Tuesday, March 2, 2010

English Language

Interrobang is basically a quesclamation mark. Usually super imposed, but while being typed out, is a question mark followed by an exclamation mark ( ?! ).

That's not what I thought of when I heard the word interrobang the first time. I had a totally different picture.


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A pretty white exclamation mark sitting at a table in a room devoid of any other furniture. There is one empty seat at the opposite end and one hanging light in the whole room right above the table. The only door to the room opens and in walks a tall dark question mark.

"Do you know where the diamond is?", asks Quest.
" I don't know anything I tell you. NOTHING!", exclaims Ms. Mark.

taken from kritinaknief.blogspot.com


Grabbing her by the sides of her shoulder, he raises her from her seat to a standing position.

"If you don't know where it is, then who does??", he puts forward the question in a gentle, yet threatening voice; his questionable moustache ready to scrape the skin off of Claim's gentle skin.

Being so close to each other, things heat up.

Retro techno music begins to play.

They lunge at each other like wild grammatical errors, tearing at each other's clothers.

The lyrics to the techno song fade in.

Female chorus singing, "Interrogation...interrogation...interrogation...in...in....interrogation".

All of a suddent, the music stops, and the male voice associated with the song whispers in a voice not too different from that of Barry White, "Interrogation Bang... Interrobang!".

The "adult" movie by Punctuation Studios, Interrobang, will appear in a medium of communication near you starting Ambiguity 25th, XXX A.D

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