You & Your Little Ones

There's that little part of you you've seen grow. You never knew growing up so quick was part and parcel of your life, but here we are.
You are about to separate and watch your fingernail go on ahead and find other uses in its life, or rather, after-life of being your fingernail.
To help you decide on how best help your fingernail reach its full potential, I have a list of options for you.

• Stick a bunch of fingernails onto a potato and place it in a pot. This will be your first ever Nailtusto, the 4th cousin of the cactus once removed from the father's side
• Stick cut nails onto a painting of you for absolute realism. That's a million dollar art idea for free!
• Collect years worth of cut nails, and stitch them together to form the ultimate chain-mail, that serves as valuable defense against Aunty Spittle and Cousin Bracey's hugs
• Hate a certain teacher? Spike every classroom chalk piece with a cut nail. Blackboards will never sound the same when you write on it
• Attach it at the end of a foot long stick, and you have yourself an advanced personal back scratcher
• Leave a few fingernails along with a beautiful gift, on the desk of the girl/guy you've been anonymously impressing. DNA analyses will guide that person to you
• Finds strong use in acupuncture 
• Use in kids' projects titled 'Puns in Egypt', by having a flowing river made of fingernails.

These are just a few of the uses you can find for your little ones. 

Stay together, and stay sharp!